Wednesday, December 1, 2010

My Favorite Things by Bernie

In response to Wimsey's Testicle Song, I give you another Rogers and Hammerstein classic...

My Favorite Things

Pee drops on roses and hydrants and leaf piles
Licking my privates and sniffing for miles
Liver and sausages tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things!

Warm cushy sofas perfect for napping
Rubs on the belly and wagging tail tapping
Jaunts in the park running like I have wings
These are a few of my favorite things!

When it thunders
When the cat bites
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Stealing the cat food and chasing the moon
Hogging the bed and sleeping till noon
Snowstorms that cover the ground until spring
These are a few of my favorite things!

Jumbo soup bones
Sweet potatoes
Dead stuff on the ground

These are a few of my favorite things
That make me one happy hound!


Letters To Gavin said...

I agree with all your song lyrics! My Gramma and my boy are always making up songs and those are among my favorite things, too! I think you should go on tour with your song!!

Bentley said...

Oh Bernie, you are one talented canine! I think you should try out for American (canine) Idol.

farlap bloodhounds said...

perfect!!! So funny, Im singing it to my own bloodhounds now....they all agree!!